An accident waiting to happen ... could ‘shoot the beaver’.12. I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but this takes on a “hole” new meaning...13. Complete reversal on the classic, “Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”14. I wonder if she had ‘gun-areah’?15. Gives a whole new meaning to “Vaginal Discharge”.16. Do you suppose she had a ‘rectal reloader’?17. A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush?18. Figures ... it uses ‘rim shot’ ammo.19. This supports the “Big Bang” theory.20. She was packing a loaded vagina.Old is when!!A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and ordersa Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartendergives her the drink she says, ‘I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthdayand it’s today... ‘The bartender says, ‘Well, since it’s your birthday,I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.’As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to herright says, ‘I would like to buy you a drink, too.’The old woman says, ‘Thank you. Bartender, I. How was that possible? As he was withdrawing, I tasted some cum residue, the first cum I had ever tasted. I did not gag or choke on the taste of the cum, it actually was not all that bad. Now what I thought, it did not take me long to find out. He told his wife to suck him hard again so he could fuck me. Did I hear right? He wanted to fuck me? No fucking way, I thought. He would kill me with that monster. I decided I needed to get out of there as fast as I could. But when I started to get up, a big hand reached and grabbed my arm and jerked me back. I was held in place as he was feeding his semi-hard cock to his wife. Once he was sufficiently hard, he told his wife to get his lube, as this boy was going to need to be well lubed to take his hard cock. When she returned with the lube, he flipped me over and applied a liberal amount. I began to sweat in anticipation of what was about to happen. While I was scared to death, I was surprisingly excited at the same time. Then I felt him.
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